assclown

assclown
1. (Assclown) (2533↑, 303↓)
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown. Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

2. (assclown) (799↑, 154↓)
1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an [word]asshat[/word]. 2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself. 3. An untalented schmuck.

1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish. 2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues. 3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.

3. (assclown) (440↑, 86↓)
A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually pretends to be a know-it-all,often enhancing their stories,knowledge, experience,and every thing in between with pure bullshit.

1-I can't help but laugh at the assclownishness of Johnny's story. I wanted to kick him in the teeth but couldn't because i was laughing so hard at him. 2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with his "similar experience" or "knowledge" of the subject.

4. (assclown) (127↑, 49↓)
1. A person that is so silly and embarassing that neither the word "ass" or the word "clown" can properly describe them. 2. One who takes part in bafoonary, douchebaggery, or general just-too-muchary, often because of drinking alcohol. 3. To be embarassing or embarassed by your actions. Also see Assclownery Synanyms: Bafoon, Buttclown, Drunkard

1. Bill is really an ass for sharting in the bar. He is also a clown for telling everyone about it. But he is certainly an assclown for not going home from the bar and spending all night with a poopy butt. 2. If these girls don't leave with us, let's just get hammered and act like a bunch of assclowns. 3. I feel like an assclown after seeing thos pictures of last night.

5. (assclown) (173↑, 98↓)
Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times. [Assclownery]: the act of being an assclown.

Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown

6. (assclown) (49↑, 16↓)
a person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them

When we were all drunk at camp, our friend Mike tried to jump over the tennis net, but ended up making a total assclown of himself.

Author: Kimberly Nicole http://assclown.urbanup.com/3239574
7. (Assclown) (38↑, 19↓)
A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.

"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"

Author: Capt. Save-A-Ho http://assclown.urbanup.com/3859388
8. (assclown) (18↑, 1↓)
someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.

see google image "assclown"

9. (assclown) (24↑, 15↓)
A stupid person, one incapable of making rational decisions.

Chris acted like an assclown at his party. He talked shit and was proven wrong at every turn.

10. (assclown) (10↑, 4↓)
A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.

Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.

11. (Assclown) (11↑, 5↓)
A mear generic insult, the true meaning of this word is one that insults the person's purpose in society.

I suggest you get moving, Assclown\!

Author: silenceisgoldie http://assclown.urbanup.com/3236895
12. (Assclown) (6↑, 2↓)
One that is a complete mistake to existence, and absolutely terrible at everything they do.

For those who play Call of Duty/other related video games: "That guy I just knifed is an assclown." "Get knifed, assclown." For regular use: "Wow, look at that guy. What an assclown."

13. (assclown) (5↑, 1↓)
a fool or idiot

get back assclown, you don't know how to do that\!

14. (assclown) (3↑, 0↓)
someone who acts like an idiot to the fullest.

look at this [assclown] running a red light.

15. (Assclown) (6↑, 3↓)
The most common rationalization for this term is "I am not a clown made of ass, how dare you accuse me of being such\!" In all reality, the term "assclown" is much deeper than one would be lead to believe. Assclown is possibly the worst insult you could give a person, and is in most cases synonymous with "failure at life."

"Oh, hey, yeah, you see that Russian guy? Yeah, he's an assclown." "You're an assclown, Val."

Author: margaretlillian http://assclown.urbanup.com/4868357
16. (AssClown) (5↑, 2↓)
clown of anal origin...

"Happy Birthday AssClown..."

Author: pissdursedickmom http://assclown.urbanup.com/4206459
17. (assclown) (2↑, 0↓)
someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.

My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown

18. (assclown) (2↑, 0↓)
Any person who thinks the show Jackass should be taken seriously.

Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?

19. (assclown) (3↑, 1↓)
One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.

Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.

20. (Assclown) (4↑, 2↓)
Noun: 1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone. 2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.

Room reg: Look\! Our resident assclown just came in\! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity. Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.

21. (Assclown) (19↑, 17↓)
One who works in a Fusion area, and has the IQ of a pile of burning shit

SGT you are amazing stupid all because of you abortion is legal you assclown

22. (Assclown) (1↑, 0↓)
Heres the REAL definition of assclown... Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.

Neutron: How much for a beer? Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN

23. (assclown) (1↑, 1↓)
somebody who is so bass that they'll fart for other peoples benifit in the belief that it will be a merry pastime for all.

''Oh you, acting the assclown again?''. She said with a thin facade of amusement.

24. (Assclown) (0↑, 1↓)
A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.

Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.

25. (assclown) (8↑, 9↓)
socrates in the book "The Way of the Peaceful Warrior"

socrates, you're such an an assclown

Author: connor "poo" powell http://assclown.urbanup.com/3533200
26. (assclown) (3↑, 6↓)
proper noun: 1- common unspoken synonym for sir or maam in a waiter's vocabulary 2- a graduate of the university of tennessee

yes assclown, i would be happy to bring your day-glo orange prison jumpsuit wearing cousin humping ass another lemon for your fat-ass overmedicated undereducated precious wife's sweet tea.

27. (Assclown) (10↑, 14↓)
A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown\!

Hey girl\! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo\!

28. (assclown) (42↑, 47↓)
someone with no talent

1)Michael Bolton is a no talent assclown.

29. (Assclown) (2↑, 7↓)
An Assclown is a Burberry steeling, trackie tucking, Rockport wearing, son of a scum; Chav; an English man/woman who can’t speak a word of English.

You are an Assclown.

30. (assclown) (2↑, 7↓)
somebody that acts like an idiot or somebody that is an idiot.Also somebody that looks like an idiot. (made famous by wwe wrestler,Chris Jericho)

That [assclown] doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. That [assclown] betta not start somethin'. Look at the gear that guy is stylin in, he looks like an assclown

31. (assclown) (16↑, 30↓)
Someone who blames George Bush for everything, including a hurricane in New Orleans.

Assclown \#1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans. Assclown \#2: Yeah, I heard there were [black helicoptors] in the area just before the levy broke.

32. (assclown) (16↑, 34↓)
Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.

If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date. Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.

33. (assclown) (6↑, 28↓)
Someone who makes pointless comments and is always mad about the small things. No make up is neccesary to be considered an assclown, Although blond hair helps.

That Cara, she such an assclown.

34. (assclown) (84↑, 107↓)
Someone who uses this website to push their political views.

US inhabitant is a real assclown\!

35. (ASSCLOWN) (19↑, 42↓)
Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major dick so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun

GUY \#1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown" GUY \#2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"

Author: THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE http://assclown.urbanup.com/1478374
36. (assclown) (4↑, 28↓)
one who always has his head in his ass...this name was given to a girl that was always saying annoying and stupid things

Jenn, ure a stupid assclown Jenn the assclown did not know what she was saying

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37. (assclown) (9↑, 35↓)
An noun refering to ones boss, who lingers around the office preventing one from participating in, and enjoying the internet or e-mailing friends while at work. They think that said person should be "working".

phillychik hasnt been around today on the boards because "assclown" is hanging around the office.

Author: Jor-Juh Assclown http://assclown.urbanup.com/2118803
38. (assclown) (7↑, 34↓)
1. a formidable intellect. 2. a handsome and credible reviewer of popular music.

Some people refer to me as an assclown, and I consider it a compliment.

39. (assclown) (4↑, 44↓)
In the [MMORPG] Everquest, an assclown is someone who get's themselves killed due to a creature turing around during the last moments of a fight when the creature is using the ability enrage.

Giddy is an assclown.

40. (Assclown) (7↑, 49↓)
an assclown is basicly another word for a fool or idiot the scottish translation is idjiot

" you got a f in maths , you assclown

41. (Assclown) (16↑, 72↓)
Someone that thinks they are really sweet but arent and draw attention to themselves and look silly because of it

That assclown thinks hes a good singer so hes singing really loud on the bus

42. (assclown) (11↑, 79↓)
noun: person who makes an attempt to provide factual information that is clearly untrue.

A man walks into Southstreet and says "Erich" you are an assclown as he leaves.While calling Erich an assclown the man simulates a gesture utilized by clowns to simulate creating a horn noise while squeaking his nose.

43. (assclown) (90↑, 181↓)
Synonym for US President 2000-2008, George W Bush. When hurricane Katarina hit the USA in August 2005, aid and evacuation was slow because 1) Military material was in Iraq 2) Military personel was in Iraq 3) Funds for disaster management was in Iraq 4) Global warming causes the creation of stronger hurricanes (scientifically proven) yet the Bush has always refused to do anything about the environement

Oh man\! That guy is an assclown\!\!\! -A what?? A george W Bush. -Oh yeah, a fukkin asshole you mean?

Related: asshat, douchebag, asshole, idiot, ass, douche, moron, fucktard, tool, retard, clown, dumbass, fag, loser, bitch, gay, homo, jackass, stupid, dick, jerk, ass clown, fuck, faggot, queer, douche bag, fool, asswipe, pussy, cunt, dickhead, dipshit, fuckface, jerkoff, shithead, troll, annoying, assclownery, assface, assmonkey
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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